The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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the power to control urine

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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being able to blow up and die

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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the power to go into a coma

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The power to die at will.

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!