The power to lose this power.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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God tier Waste of Space

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!