The power to explode on the moon

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to make dad jokes.

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The power to explode on demand.

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!