The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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the power to control urine

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!