The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The power of Grayskull.

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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the ability to know what the fox say

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!