The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to to think less

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!