the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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to make asians smart

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to see forever

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!