The power to say you have a superpower.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to grow fingernails.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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the power to be wrong

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!