The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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Nihat Do?an

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to make asians smart

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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the power to go into a coma

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!