The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The power to eat ass.

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The abilty to go through water.

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The power to die while dieing

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The ability to part...hair.

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!