The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!