the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to grow one wing

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The abilty to go through water.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to have no powers

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The power to be stupid

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!