the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power to turn food into shit.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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Being a freemason

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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Tits for a guy.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!