The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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the power to see into the present.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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the power to hate nature

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The power to die on command

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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the power to get blood clots

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!