The power to see when people fart.

The power to cry acid tears

The ability to money into dog shit.

the power to type without looking at the keyboard

The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

the power to get struck by lightning at will.

The power to live until you die.

The power to fart out of your mouth

The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

The ability to eat anything except for food

The power to fly 2mm above the ground

The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The power to die on command

The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

spontaneous ejaculation

the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

The power to write complete sentenc

The power to levitate birds with your mind.

the power of superspeed but only backwards

The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!