The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The power to see into the present

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the power to become retarded

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The power to live.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to sweat acid.

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The ability to fart pee.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!