The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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the power to be able to blow air

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The power to like this power

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to to think less

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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the power to write only the letter R

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!