The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The power to grow fingernails.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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the power to be wrong

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The power to control dodos

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The abilty to go through water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!