The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to see forever

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to grow one wing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!