The power to mind reeds

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power to eat ass.

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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the power to read captchas

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The power to not exist.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to like this power

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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the power to be able to blow air

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to be called justin bieber

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!