The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to see through air

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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the power to read captchas

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to like this power

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The power to plank

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to control sloths

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!