The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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Liam Brudenell

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!