- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

The power to not exist.

The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

The abilty to go through water.

the power to fail at everything you

the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

the power to be able to blow air

The power to have no powers

to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

Power to develop diseases.

the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

The power to be stupid

The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

The power to control sloths

You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

The power to see even though you can already see.

The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

Pointless Super Powers