the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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the ability to lick your own anus

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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Nihat Do?an

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The power to see forever

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!