The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!