The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The ability to part...hair.

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to kill yourself.

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!