- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power of becoming a ginger.

The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

The power to mind reeds

the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

The power to lick your elbow.

The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

The power to eat ass.

To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

The ability to find a squirrels nuts

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

The power of Bulletproof fingernails

The power to smell poop

The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

Pointless Super Powers