The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to not exist.

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the power to fail at everything you

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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the power to be able to blow air

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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the power to get in the van

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!