The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to...lick you're nose

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The power to breathe

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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the ability to become black.

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!