The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The power to like this power

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to plank

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The power to have no powers

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The ability to levitate birds

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The power to think salmon.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!