the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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the ability to become black.

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The power to control dodos

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!