The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to change your emotions

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The power to see forever

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to be powerless

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Ladder hands.

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The power to attract bullets.

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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the power to sneeze cum

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!