you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The abilty to go through water.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to have no powers

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Power to develop diseases.

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to be stupid

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The power to die while dieing

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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to make asians smart

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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the power to write only the letter R

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!