The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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eht rewop ot daer sdrowkcab.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to mind reeds

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the power to be wrong

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The power to eat ass.

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!