The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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the ability to lick your own anus

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power to find lost socks.

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to make asians smart

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to see forever

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!