The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The power to attract bullets.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to control dodos

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to speak in braille...

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power to eat through your but

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to turn food into shit.

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to jump faster.

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!