The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to grow new teeth.

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!