The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The power to change your emotions

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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The power to grow one wing

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to be powerless

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Ladder hands.

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!