Ladder hands.

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The power to attract bullets.

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The power to come second in any race

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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the power to sneeze cum

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power to eat through your but

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to die while dieing

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The power to jump faster.

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!