the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The power to see into the present

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The power to be yourself.

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The power to live.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to see when people fart.

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to live until you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!