The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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Everything Hawkeye does

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to cry acid tears

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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spontaneous ejaculation

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!