the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!