The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!