The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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the power to sneeze cum

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The power to change your eye color.

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Being a freemason

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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Tits for a guy.

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The power to not have a power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!