The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The power to change your emotions

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The power to see when people fart.

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The power to live until you die.

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!