The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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The power to attract bullets.

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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power to eat through your but

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to turn food into shit.

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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Tits for a guy.

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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the power to become retarded

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power to live.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!