The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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the power to hate nature

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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The power to die on command

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The power to turn wine into water

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to slip on anything.

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!