The power to be able to not smell fart

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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the power to see into the present.

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The power to change your emotions

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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Everything Hawkeye does

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the power to hate nature

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!