The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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the power to see into the present.

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to sweat acid.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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ikawlhan forever

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!