The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to change your eye color.

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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Being a freemason

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!